May Wishlist

So many clothes that I've been seeing online recently have somehow made it into my regular thought pattern so I thought I'd compile a list of the stuff I've been daydreaming about. It's my 22nd Birthday next month so hopefully I'll be able to bat my eyelashes a bit and get at least one of these things:

• PVC Skater Skirt in Baby Blue from Missguided, £19.99
• UNIF Cat Got Your Bong T-Shirt from Urban Outfitters, £65
• UNIF The Shadys Sunglasses from Urban Outfitters, £50
• Vintage Renewal Lilac Dungaree Shorts from Urban Outfitters, £38
• Tea and Cake Furry Swear from Topshop, £40
• 90s Dalmatian Faux Fur Pastel Bomber from Isolated Heroes, £58.50
• Ugly T-Shirt from Lazy Oaf, £35
• Prickly Cap from Lazy Oaf, £25
• Jeffrey Campbell White Scully Platforms from Nasty Gal, £92
• Diamante Horn Tiara from Vivienne Westwood, £192
• Markus Lupfer iPhone 5 Case from ASOS, £30

Deep Dish

Hi, I'd like to order this to be delivered ASAP please.

• Candy Mesh Dress from UNIF, approx £77
• Pepperoni Pizza Slice Choker from NYLON shop, approx £15
• Yummy Pizza Earrings from Phalange, approx £10
• Light-Up Buffalo Platform Sneakers from ASHISH, coming soon to Topshop

This was the best way I could combine both pizza and clothes without sewing some slices together and making a bikini.

A group of hip young youths living the 90s dream

Make mine a 15" mushroom with a thin crust please. I'm not sharing. Yes, I know that's a lot of pizza for one person but if I don't eat it all to myself I'll be hungry again in 15 minutes.