Deep Dish

Hi, I'd like to order this to be delivered ASAP please.

• Candy Mesh Dress from UNIF, approx £77
• Pepperoni Pizza Slice Choker from NYLON shop, approx £15
• Yummy Pizza Earrings from Phalange, approx £10
• Light-Up Buffalo Platform Sneakers from ASHISH, coming soon to Topshop

This was the best way I could combine both pizza and clothes without sewing some slices together and making a bikini.

A group of hip young youths living the 90s dream

Make mine a 15" mushroom with a thin crust please. I'm not sharing. Yes, I know that's a lot of pizza for one person but if I don't eat it all to myself I'll be hungry again in 15 minutes.

Ctrl, Alt, Delete

Here's an outfit for when you have to go and cry to the IT repair guy because your laptop is broken but it was your fault for spilling juice all over it. You'll have to illegally download every item though because they're all US based.

• Leo Dicaprio t-shirt from YtinifninfinitY, approx £18.50
• Windows 95 shorts from O-Mighty, approx 
• Windows 95 backpack from O-Mighty, approx £42
• Qozmo hi platform sneakers by YRU, approx £49

And if you're feeling like you want your irl space to look like your online space, you could always invest in some glitch-art inspired throw pillows.

Dolphins are the new nits